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AMC IWTV:

Gif by @sommerspage

• Nibbles (Armand x Daniel Molloy, fluff, cat fic)
• Love bites (Armand x Daniel Molloy, Daniel’s daughter walks into him and Armand having sex. Cracky, funny, spicy. Slightly NSFW)
• We are never getting back together (Loustat, Armand x Daniel Molloy, crack, humor with a touch of fluff and vandalism against Lestat’s hair)
• The Vampire at Mary’s (Lestat x Daniel Molloy, smut, vampire bites, Lestat as Daniel’s maker, NSFW, New)
• Of Love and Other (over the counter) Drugs (Armand x Daniel Molloy, sick fic, domestic fluff, crack, New)

Claimed Series:

• The Claim (Armand x Daniel Molloy, smut, semi-public sex, PWP, seriously just pure filth NSFW)
• The Reeling (Daniel remembers)
• The Affair (Prequel. Daniel runs, Armand finds him. Unethical smut ensues. Very NSFW)
• The Aftermath part I (Daniel is dying, Armand needs to make a decision)
• Part II (Daniel wakes up as a vampire)
• Part III (The inevitable end. Smut, rough sex, dirty talk, very NSFW)
• The Lesson (somnophilia, rape/non-con elements, minor character death, threesome, kinda. Very NSFW)
• The green-eyed monster (Daniel discovers jealousy. Armand takes it better than expected. NSFW for vampire sex and general horniness. New)

Various Storms and Saints Series:

• Part I (all human, loustat modern day, criminal au. Rough sex, consensual non-con, knife kink, VERY NSFW)
• Part II (armandaniel/ the devil’s minion, role play, power play, rough sex, consensual dub/non-con. VERY NSFW. New)

The Grishaverse:

Originally posted by empressofall

• Grisha don’t get sick (modern setting, fluff, blurb. Can be read as Darklina or Darkling x reader)
• Can I keep you? (Kaz Brekker x Reader, soulmate AU, fluff)
• Just mortal (Darkling x Reader, post Rule of Wolves… Kinda. Aleksander being his dramatic self, fluff)
• Plan B (Darkling x Reader, plotting and manipulation, the darkling might actually be outplotted this time)
• Upside down soy iced caramel macchiato (Darkling x Reader, coffee shop au, Aleksander the simp, Ivan the long suffering, fluff)
• Untouchable (Kaz Brekker x Reader, smutty)
• Eat me, Drink me (Halloween special, darkfic, Aleksander Morozova x Billy Russo x Reader threesome, non-con, NSFW)
• Like real people do (Halloween special, Aleksander Morozova x Reader, haunting, fluffy, just a tiny bit creepy)
• Sleeping Beauty (Darklina Darkfic, non consensual somnophilia, breeding kink, NSFW)
• Starstruck (Modern AU, Actor!Aleksander Morozova x Reader, size kink, NSFW)

Logan Delos:

• Ex Machina (Logan x Reader, darkfic, knife play, non-con but not really, NSFW)

Marvel Cinematic Universe:

Matt Murdock

• Begin again (Matt x Reader, first date, first kiss, fluff, new)
• Vigilante shit coming soon

Billy Russo:

Keep reading

hozierplaying:

Predictably the western media has been covering this event with the most condescending tone imaginable.

We know there’s poverty in the country. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t invest in science. We’re also being incredibly cost effective while at it.

We need this PRECISELY because in other countries with a lot of poverty, like Argentina, politicians are taking about defounding science, and the population is celebrating them.

(via meerawrites)

sunglassesmish:

how the original scene went according to the not so rogue translator

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

You’ve heard of Earth is space australia now get ready for: Earth is the space Amazon Rainforest. Aliens land on Earth and they are losing their goddamn minds because every square inch of the ground is absolutely PACKED with life like there are hundreds of species just in this one site, there are winged animals flying through the sky and multiple colonies of sophisticated social insects just in the shadow of their ship, this ONE ROCK is covered in MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ORGANISMS that are themselves MULTIPLE ORGANISMS LIVING SYMBIOTICALLY, the tall, woody autotrophs look so different from each other because they’re…holy shit that’s like 5, 6, 7???? different species on this one site???

they start talking to a human and the human is like “haha yeah that’s a crow!” and the alien researcher is like “you called it a ‘bird’ earlier, is that a different name?” and the human is like “oh a crow is just one species of bird, there’s like, 10 others out there”

“On this planet?”

“No, in the back yard right now.”

imagine aliens that come from a tidally locked planet where only a thin band of the planet is habitable, or a planet life was only able to develop in small areas at the poles, or in the few pools of liquid water on the planet’s surface, or just in isolated areas where geologic activity causes geysers and springs, visiting Earth. They seem completely unprepared for the shock of realizing that Earth’s continents appear green because the continents are absolutely covered with green organisms.

The alien biologists are so uncomfortable because there are certain protocols for maintaining certain distances from life signatures to avoid harming unfamiliar organisms, and groves of plant like autotrophs and pools where aquatic life dwells are carefully protected and respected, with very important rules for approach

On Earth, the inhabitants are just. Playing and walking LITERALLY STEPPING ON CARPETS OF ORGANISMS the whole time. the aliens are like “it doesn’t hurt them??? Can’t you just…move them to a place where you don’t have to step on them?” and the humans are like “no of course not, grasses evolved to tolerate being stepped on, and besides, more plants would grow there if we tried to move the existing ones”

It then must be explained that humans would need to regularly spray poisons on the ground to prevent any given area of bare soil from filling up with plant life, and that “regularly” means “multiple times within a single solar cycle.” And that the poisons stop working within a few decades because the plants evolve to resist them that fast.

Human: yeah solar is the dominant energy source these days but some of the recent solar farm projects are pretty controversial because they’re in reclaimed strip mining sites that others argue should be restored as best as we can to their previous ecological state

Alien: I don’t understand…why would you not place the solar farms in an area of the planet with no existing ecosystem?

Human: …what?

Alien: You have rather sophisticated protective gear and have done some space exploration, surely you could establish them in an area of the planet to which life is not yet adapted?

Human: …there isn’t one.

Alien: …what do you mean there isn’t one

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ’DON’T KNOW’ HOW MANY SPECIES THERE ARE”

“Our biologists would love to collaborate with your Earth scientists to draw up a definitive listing of Earth species and resolve any inconsistencies in the records.”

“I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. Only 25% of Earth’s species have been formally described, at most.”

“that’s…that’s most of them.”

“Yes?”

“Well…I suppose the ocean trenches and abyssal plains must be difficult for you to reach…where did you have to travel for your discoveries?”

“Travel? I moved here to Alabama in the first place to study its aquatic ecosystems. The crayfish I discovered live in that creek I showed you earlier.”

(via fangirlwithasweettooth)

carouselcometh:

“The point of horror is to survive” “the point of horror is to be doomed” maybe the point of horror is to cum

(via darksideofthecocoamoon)

bisexual-genderfluid-fan:

Hi we did it

(via bluecrusadearcade)

maya-why:

Thinking about how chandrayaan 2 waited for chandrayaan 3 thinking about how it said welcome buddy thinking about how

(via bluecrusadearcade)

deesi-academia:

never forget the fact that the budget of chandrayaan 3 was less than half the budget of instellar

(via bluecrusadearcade)

lovedtogekiss:

hey, dont cry. backstreets back, alright?

(via slightlydeceased)

kragehund-est:

2urban2fantasy:

kragehund-est:

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

She is also the most delicious Gatorade

banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀

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navysealt4t:

is the person you reblogged this from - ?

sun coded

moon coded

star coded

cloud coded

sky coded

asteroid/comet coded

other !

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magnus-the-maqnificent:

Diversity win!! The latest beloved space robot which is also the first to be roaming the south pole of the moon is Indian!!

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blanketforcas:

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(via scorsesery)

cloverandcrossbones:

invisiblefoxfire:

princehendir:

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you…..

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it’s going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we’ll get you a sandwich…

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

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I really need to stop getting my news from the Supernatural meme on Tumblr